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Oh, someone should tell Sandy about this, I believe she drives a Buick Century doesn't she?
Indeed she does, but she stays with her car when the oil is being changed, like they do at Van's. Still interested, Honest Mike?
Why, ah, yes of course, but I need to tell you they put that oil filter in a very difficult spot on those Century's, the best way to get at is is to remove the radio and then it is a snap to reach. You don't get that kind of service just anywhere you know. I have openings all day tomorrow. But call soon, were are booking up fast.
You said, "...snap to reach," but I think you meant, "...snap to snatch," and that does not refer to the oil filter. No deal!
Umph, just when I was going to be a big entreprener or however you spell it, someone has to come along and ruin my chances. I could have made millions.
Even though Mom is justified in crushing your entrepreneurial spirit, I wouldn't loose hope just yet. Tax time is just around the corner and you will probably qualify for some sort of federal tax incentive as a new oil-changing business. You could get enough to buy a dozen new cd/cassette radios. Either that, or they'll sick the EPA on you.
I'm considering a career change. I think I will specialize in Buick Century dashboard inspections. For a modest fee, I would remove the radio and inspect the interior regions of the Buick Century dashboards. This is a very needed service that may be right up my alley of expertise.
I'm sorry to have to suggest this, but perhaps you'll also want to expand into the rear, driver's side door inspection business as well. I hear that can be a lucrative sidejob.
I think it would behoove me(and my vehicle) to not travel to the north side of town, for a good while!
How about 1/2 off inspections on Thursdays?
Too bad; I was there, and you weren't! What a shame!
We have a "leave it overnight" policy for no extra charge.
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