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Monday, February 25, 2008
Even our buildings are cold
It's so cold here that our buildings are growing icicles just to stay warm.
Okay, so that's not really true. This is a bar/restaurant just around the corner from Milkweed, which caught fire and burned last Wednesday. The firefighters doused it with water, which then immediately froze because it was -5 that day.
Nobody was inside the building at the time, though I heard that one cat died. I've told the arson detectives to check in with suspects in Muskegon, Michigan – two naughty dogs named Nikki and Twila.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Call of the Wild
At first it was only a whisper, then I could hear it louder and louder until it was so loud that I couldn't ignore it. It was a rather high pitched voice or maybe the sounds of many small high pitched voices. I listened at the stairway, nothing, then at the basement door; no, the sound isn't coming from inside. I went to the outside door and as soon as I opened it I knew what it was. It was the sound of millions upon millions of freshly fallen snowflakes. They were all crying in unison saying they wanted someone to play outside, someone needed to wrinkle up the smooth blanket they had formed over all the earth. To bust through the monotony of their world and make tracks and piles and holes in the white canopy they had been building all day long.
As soon as I was outside, I could hear other voices, these were farther away and more mechanical. They were not the voices of nature, small and high pitched, these were deeper, more solid, voices. They were calling for help, they were cold voices, they were voices that said they wanted to be warmed, and they wanted to move and free themselves of the stillness that made them cold. Daniel and I got in the car, I had a good hunch where the second voices were coming from, and sure enough, as we pulled into Mom's old driveway the sound was unmistakably coming from the barn.
We found them in the barn, shivering, with skis and tracks frozen to the cold concrete floor. We broke them free and dragged them outside into the deep snow. "Please" they asked, "just a little gasoline?". And then, ever so timidly they begged for us to pull their starter cords. When we did, their engines roared to life and all modesty left them. They belched out foul smoke and screamed for us to pull hard on the throttles. When we did, they chewed into the fresh white snow and threw it far behind them as their skis plowed ahead cutting deep gouges into the path that their headlights blazed in the dark night of woods and fields. "Faster! Faster!" they screamed when we raced down the empty dark road with only the light of their headlights and the white billowing snow following behind. Finally after crisscrossing paths through fields and woods we ran them back into the barn, the noisy engines died as we hit the kill switches. They were hot and dripping wet, I could hear them huffing and puffing as we closed the overhead door and a whispered "thank you" from a tired and once again timid voice came from inside the barn as we walked away.
The snow was quiet now as it surveyed the damage done to it's beautiful coat. No longer smooth and soft, it had been chopped and cut and diced by skis and tracks going every which direction. But it was not complaining, it had asked for someone to play in it, and besides, it knows tomorrow's forecast calls for 3-4 more inches. By then the small voices will call again for someone to break the monotony of the white smooth blanket.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Birthday Boy Stevaroni!
Today we have a birthday boy, and his name would be Steve;
Twas twenty-nine years ago, when my womb he did leave.
Arriving on his due date, the only one of six;
Still puzzled how he did that, of all the little chicks?
But come he did, that cold Feb. night, with this unique distinction,
At -37 below, Alpena was the coldest spot in the nation!
So "Happy Birthday" our dear Steve, we hope it's fun, tis true!
May this last year of 20's, be special, just like you!
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Sowing the crops early
While doing some cooking a few weeks ago, I pulled a nasty-looking potato out of the bag. Full of eyes and a little mushy, I was about to toss it into the compost bucket when I instead decided to burrow it down in the old herb planter I have sitting on our window sill. I'd mostly forgotten about it (written off as a dud), when I noticed a little shoot had popped up. I couldn't believe how fast it happened. Granted, I wasn't examining the soil EVERY DAY, but the thing pretty much popped up overnight.
Interestingly, I must have also planted a small quarter plant. Actually, I think it was a nickel at the time.
I also bought a peanut-growing kit as a Christmas present for a friend of mine. He recently sent back pictures of his luscious peanut tree, which excited me enough that I went out and treated myself to my own peanut kit. It comes in a tiny plastic cup, with some yawn and four peanuts. You get the yawn soaked with warm water and then rest the peanuts on the top. After a few days in the sun, voila!
Interestingly, I must have also planted a small quarter plant. Actually, I think it was a nickel at the time.
I also bought a peanut-growing kit as a Christmas present for a friend of mine. He recently sent back pictures of his luscious peanut tree, which excited me enough that I went out and treated myself to my own peanut kit. It comes in a tiny plastic cup, with some yawn and four peanuts. You get the yawn soaked with warm water and then rest the peanuts on the top. After a few days in the sun, voila!
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Snow, Sleds and Statues
This past week has brought great fluctuations in the weather here in Hancock, though our snow has managed to mostly stay on the ground. One week ago, we had "life threatening blizzard conditions" according to the National Weather Service (and that lasted for two days - Wednesday and Thursday) with a high temp of 2 and windchills of anywhere from 15 to 30 degrees BELOW zero. We (the girls and I) didn't leave the house. Friday was a veritable heat wave at 16 degrees and sunny, and Ella asked to go "play in the snow", so out we went, donning snow gear, grabbing a sled, and heading for the nearest hill...our front yard. We spent about half an hour outside enjoying beautiful blue skies and sunshine and white sparkly snow before heading in.
It continued to warm up over the weekend, reaching 32 degrees (and thus melting weather) on Sunday and Monday. Today it took another dive, predicted to reach 2 again tonight. But in spite of the cold, Winter Carnival is in full swing, with the theme of "Scary Creatures with Icy Features." And this was the 3rd annual installment of our youth group's All-Nighter Statue Build in the Barnhart yard. After about 3 hours of snow, water, slush, ice and much fun - we have a very large rendition of Jaba the Hut gracing our front yard.
In addition, the sculptors decided to leave their mark on our front snowbank (next to the road) and made their own version of Mount Rushmore. This one is much more interesting than the real thing.
And since everyone seems to enjoy them, here are a few random photos of the girls, Fletcher and Noelle.
It continued to warm up over the weekend, reaching 32 degrees (and thus melting weather) on Sunday and Monday. Today it took another dive, predicted to reach 2 again tonight. But in spite of the cold, Winter Carnival is in full swing, with the theme of "Scary Creatures with Icy Features." And this was the 3rd annual installment of our youth group's All-Nighter Statue Build in the Barnhart yard. After about 3 hours of snow, water, slush, ice and much fun - we have a very large rendition of Jaba the Hut gracing our front yard.
In addition, the sculptors decided to leave their mark on our front snowbank (next to the road) and made their own version of Mount Rushmore. This one is much more interesting than the real thing.
And since everyone seems to enjoy them, here are a few random photos of the girls, Fletcher and Noelle.