Friday, November 27, 2009

A Thanksgiving full of games

I hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving holiday this year. I know my Thanksgiving was filled with abundant food and lots of laughter, thanks to the game that Janell shared with us. It's called telephone pictionary and it goes something like this:

1. Every player takes a piece of paper and writes a sentence at the top. Then every player passes the sheet to their left
2. The next person reads the sentence to themselves and draws a picture of the sentence below
3. Then every player folds over their piece of paper so only their drawing is visible and passes
4. The next receiving person examines the picture and writes a sentence describing it below the picture
5. Then every player folds over their piece of paper so only their sentence is visible and passes it to their left
6. Continue until you get your paper back

As you can imagine, hilarity ensued. Here are some of the funnier progressions:





Although it is too late for me.....

As the winter months are upon us and with that the season of Christmas and with that my right hand's nubs' bar-mitzvah, I would like to draw any and all interested parties' attention to this article I happened to stumble upon which defends my actions with a said snowblower on December the 22, 2008.







Click Here If You Are Super Interested In This Interesting Link

Friday, November 13, 2009

A Day in the Park

The girls spent an enjoyable afternoon playing at the park across the street from our house today. I'm glad we went after lunch, since after nap-time, the rain was pouring down! It may have been our last opportunity to spend there this year...and the girls were thrilled! So, here are a few photos of your favorite girls....(Peter was sleeping in his pack and didn't want to get out and play)...

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

ASPCA Notification

It has come to the attention of the ASPCA that Ozzie is no longer safe at 1865 Brighton Circle. An Animal Rescue Crew is on its way to safely retrieve and redistribute Ozzie to a home in which he will not be eaten.




UPDATE: It has come to the attention of the ASPCA that the pictured dog is not Ozzie. Well, of course not. The pictured dog was named Bubbles and was the prior canine occupant of 1865 Brighton Circle. The ASPCA is attempting to help Ozzie avoid the cruel and delicious treatment meted out to Bubbles. Poor, brave Bubbles.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Hancock Halloween

For Halloween, (or Hallaloonya, as Ella calls it) the girls dressed up as princesses (don't have any photos right now, I'll have to get some from Cameron & Olivia's grandma) and Peter wore his baseball outfit (quite fitting during the World Series). I dressed up as a very busy mom. Sorry to say, no photos of that. Steve dressed up as a honey extractor and my kitchen made itself up as a honey house. See photos below.

The kitchen disguised as a honey house. Please note, the cupboards and oven are non-functional in this photo (we got to order pizza for lunch).

Steve is uncapping one of the last frames of honey (many, many hours after the project began). The knife is heated so it easily slices through the beeswax (minding one's own, of course) and allows the honey to be extracted.

A close-up of the uncapping process. Note the honey oozing from the cells. (it's very tasty) This uncapped frame will then be placed in a radial extractor (the large cylindrical shiny object in the first photo) and spun at very high speeds (we have a motorized version) so that the honey will be spun out and then drain to the bottom, where it will flow through a honey gate into a large bucket. We obtained approximately 8 gallons of honey on Halloween. There shouldn't be s shortage at our house this winter!

Monday, November 02, 2009

The Trophy Wife




Perfect in every way

Happy Halloween!!!

I was a lumberjack this year for Halloween, and Cecilia (Matt and Leah's older daughter) was a fairy.


Did anyone else dress-up?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Another kitchen post

I know you've all been in withdrawal without recent photos from my house projects. So I'm drawing together a few recent photos of the kitchen. Hopefully, the next pictures I show will be after the floor and countertop are in place.



Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Somebody's Birthday!

Today we have a birthday girl,
dark hair, and big brown eyes;

Wonder what she looked like,
And what was her birth size?

Couldn't be a Barnhart,
Light hair was in their genes; (the boys, anyway!)

And blue eyes seem to dominate,
Some with a hint of green.

Me thinks we need a baby picture,
To celebrate her birth;

To show us what she looked like,
When she made her appearance on Earth.

So please complete this post, dear ones,
For this I cannot do;

And a very Happy Birthday, Rachel,
From all of us to you!

Monday, October 12, 2009

1st Snow of the Season Award!




And the award goes to Ben, in Minneapolis, who captured these photos on his way to work this morning! Clicking on the second picture actually shows the big flakes of snow! Though I'm told by a little 4 yr. old girl in the U.P. that they have snow up there too, so maybe Uncle Ben will share his honor with the other brave souls in the far north.

Monday, October 05, 2009

FBI warning for readers of barnhartcentral.blogspot.com

***FBI Warning #45JC: 10/3/2009***

On or about October 3, 2009, the humans known as Benjamin James Barnhart and David Lee Barnhart (ages 32 and 25, respectively) were abducted from the residence of Mr. Benjamin Barnhart (3636 40th Avenue S, Mpls, MN) by alien life forms of unknown derivation. The purposes of this abduction are unknown at this time.

FBI sources close to the entity known as the leader of the alien life forms, have informed us that the humans known as Mr. Barnhart and Mr. Barnhart have been replaced with well-crafted, automatonic replicant life forms very closely approximating Messrs. Barnhart. Cameras placed within the residence have captured these photographs of the replicant life forms engaged in "authentic imitative behaviour intended to deceive."

We have reason to believe that the replicant life forms are attempting to mask their nonhuman status by passing as humans—particularly, humans engaged in familial event reĆ«nactments like the celebration of holidays or birthdays. To that end they've adopted the curious practice of engaging in a birthday celebration. As can be seen from the photos, the eyesight of newborn replicants is not fully developed and they must rely on supplemental light sources in order to discern food objects from utensil objects.

Little is known of the replicant's intentions, though it is safe to assume that their schemes are nefarious and their intentions malevolent. Until we can verify that the actual Messrs. Barnhart have been returned to the planet Earth, we recommend caution on the part of anyone who would interact with these alien life forms. Please exercise extreme prejudice when engaging in any conversations or financial transactions of less than $0.73.

One final note: the president has directed our agency to honor October 3rd as the birth date of Janell McCann, the sister of the recently abducted Messrs. Barnhart. Happy birthday, Ms. McCann. We're doing our best to return your brothers to you.





Saturday, September 19, 2009

Bee-utiful Day in the Park

With summer starting to wind down, Amber and I decided to capitalize on the nice weather in Chicago today and head down to one of the larger parks nearby, Humboldt Park.


We packed up a small picnic lunch and retired to the grassy knoll.



While Amber took a little nap in the sun, I had difficulty resisting taking tons of pictures of all the flowers.



The bees were also eager to log some final summertime hours. This one seemed especially concentrated on his work.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The Call of the Wild

I just returned from a six-day trip to the Boundary Waters (BWCAW, for those of you who love acronyms). And I think the pictures do a pretty good job of sharing the experience, so I'll just give a brief explanation for these shots.


Loading up the packs before we depart. That's Peter on the left, Liz in the background, and Sergio on the right.



It rained the first day.


But after that the weather was great.


We saw a snake...


...and an inquisitive owl...


...and a fish getting a suntan...


...and a ninja loon...


...and two bald eagles, who watched us while we were swimming.


We stood on rocks and pointed.


We walked through a part of the forest that burned a few years ago.


This is Long Island Lake, where we stayed for two days. Our campsite is on the point jutting into the lake from the left.


A nice sunset.


Same sunset, just a little while later.


We built fires from dryer lint and used flint and steel to light them.


And we roasted acorn squash on one of those fires.


We did a lot of standing around...


...and practiced looking tough and growing our beards.


We saw a lot of beautiful lakeshore...


...and a couple misty mornings on the lakes.


Oh, yeah, and we paddled our canoes a lot. Altogether we canoed and portaged (where you carry the canoe on your shoulders from one lake to the next) 30 miles in five and a half days. It was pretty idyllic and relaxing.

Monday, September 07, 2009

The Star of the Show!





Fun at Green and Yellow Park w/Aunt Janell!

First Aunt Janell is the Leader...





Now it's Ella's turn!




What fun!