Having sat beside the stairway door for well nigh a week, Daniel's laundry-basket, filled with all his carefully washed, dried and folded clothes (compliments of various family members, for his convenience), provides indisputable evidence that Daniel leads a burdensomely busy life. Explains Daniel, when asked why he was unable to find time during the entire prior week to carry his prepared basket of laundry up to his room: "I lead a busy life, Dad!"
Older brother, David, later remarked to the effect that if Daniel spent less time in front of the television losing at Mario Kart and more time carrying his laundry upstairs, he'd have much more laundry carried upstairs.
When confronted with further questions, Daniel was unavailable for comment and resisted photographers.
I can vouch for the truth in this blog entry
ReplyDeleteDavid, you're doing good work here. The world wants to shy away from well-documented muckraking accounts like this one, but your loyal readers demand the unvarnished truth. Am I the only one reminded of The Daily David in this blog entry? Maybe BarnhartCentral is the The Daily David of the twenty-first century.
ReplyDeleteIf this were really a descendant of The Daily David, there would be a price at the top next to the headline. No, this is raw public-access reporting at its best. We owe it all to media reporters like David who are willing to be embedded at the front, even to cover gruesome atrocities such as this. I anxiously await word of the coming laundry tribunals.
ReplyDeleteOh, the pampered life at the Barnhart household...
ReplyDeleteAfter spending a good deal of time with Daniel, both Friday evening and Saturday, I can personally attest to the busy life he leads; which is to say, he is busy making requests and keeping you on the run, meeting those requests! Love ya anyway, Daniel!
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