Reprinted from the National Inquirer

It was reported that a green haired alien emerged from the Barnhart bathroom at 1208 W. Giles Rd. Muskegon, MI this morning. Our reporter contacted the homeowner who confirmed the sighting and denied any knowledge of or association with the alien. This statement was made by the homeowner- "I am not responsible for creatures that crawl out of the ground, or fall from the sky and enter my house" "I dropped it off at Reeths-Puffer Middle School, and that is the last I have seen of it".