So, siblings, apparently we have a rival blogger in Europe. And she's aped our blog name for herself. I'm posting this screen capture as proof, in case Mom or Dad contact the CIA, NSA, and FBI and convince them to take down the site and its cached history.
I'm all for pretty pictures of morays, but right now we've got bigger fish to fry. Just who is this Rebecca Barnhart?
i knew about Becky this whole time!
ReplyDeleteI was afraid your first wife would pop up somewhere, Mike. You told me the kids would never find out, but of course, we had no idea what the Internet would usher in. We figured that Europe was so far away, there would never be a problem. How are you going to explain this?
ReplyDeleteMy client, Michael Barnhart, has no comment at this time. After further review of the accusations, a statement will be forthecoming from this office
ReplyDelete"Forthecoming" with an e? Guess we all know who "johnny cochran" is!
ReplyDeleteisn't Johnny Cochran dead? that's not very reliable representation.
ReplyDeleteGhost lawyers are much better, and pricier than live lawyers. They can tell the judges and jury things in their sleep. Sort of like hypnotism.
ReplyDeleteWe have reviewed the accusations and find them utterly false and laughable. My client has impecable character, it is a fact that the gloves produced as evidence to convict him do not fit his hands. Case dismissed!
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