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Saturday, June 09, 2007
Buyers Beware!
David and I just spent Friday evening and most of Saturday removing his Honda's transmission and replacing a worn out clutch. What a job, but now I want to warn everyone to be careful not to buy any used cars from the same person. We got this car from a shyster in Minneapolis named Ben Barnhart. He obviously has no problem selling cars with problems to unsuspecting, innocent buyers. We are thinking of contacting the great trial lawyer, John Edwards, to see if he will come to the aid of us poor common folks. It would look great seeing him crush the shyster from Minneapolis in court to help us regain some of our hard earned dollars. Think of the boost that would give his campaign. However, being fair minded people, we will allow Mr Barnhart to attempt to defend his indefensible position in this great public forum known as BarnhartCentral. The ball is in your court, Mr Barnhart.
My client, Mr. Barnhart, has not had time to review the charges levied against him and regrets that they have been made public in such a disgraceful way. He suggests that the source of this unfair accusation may be trying to divert attention from the Rebecca Barnhart scandal.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, John, you are my lawyer- right?
ReplyDeleteI could have John Edwards for lunch any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteWe will be watching this one very carefully as it comes up through the courts to us.
ReplyDeleteSic 'em Roberts, this is like the kind of stuff I nominated you to do. In other words, this is the kind of stuff I nominated you to look into.
ReplyDeleteRoberts, Alito, Thomas, Scallia, this court has becoome a circus of misjudgements. We will be holding a no comfidence vote on the Supreme Court this week. This is why the nation desperately needs a Democratic president to put some balance back into the supreme court nominees.
ReplyDeleteWell I don't know Harry, all those men you've mentioned are good hunting buddies of mine, and you won't find a better bunch of guys out in the field. Although they are a little gun shy, they keep hitting the dirt every time I take a shot.
ReplyDeleteWomen of America, haven't we had enough of the "boys" running the show? just look at these lame comments from our "brightest and best". I'll tell you what we women of America are going to do- next election, we are going to send these "boys" back home to play. Then us women are going to have a great time with all the issues that really matter- gun control, unlimited abortions, and forced hormone drug therapy to chemically nueter all the men. Dick, you may as well pack your guns away now, because when we get done with you, you will be looking for a new tea cup set.
ReplyDeleteWhy Ben, what a tempest has been unleashed here! I'm not sure the commenters even know that the original issue was.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about those hormone pills fellas, heh, heh, Hillary's had me on those since Monica, but I just empty the bottle and put sugar pills in their place!
ReplyDeleteWhat?!!!! When I take over the government, I will have Jack Kevorkian as my Secretary of Health and Humnan Services, he will make sure you get the right pill- Bill! Just hope he only gives you hormone therapy pills, honey. He has some wonderfully wicked medicine in his little medicine cabinet.
ReplyDeleteAlright, this is getting totally out of hand now.
ReplyDeleteBen, we urge you to stand strong against this political and parental onslaught, which has clearly obfuscated the facts. Your superior care of the Honda Civic prolonged the life of that clutch by at least 60,000 miles, so in the end you saved your brother and dad from doing this job earlier. And what are they doing changing the clutch in that thing? It doesn't need a new clutch, it needs a one-way trip to the junkyard!
ReplyDeletedoes anyone else think it's strange that so many famous people are commenting now, and dad seems to be the only one talking back to them?
ReplyDeleteThese are my friends, why wouldn't I talk back to them?
ReplyDeleteHey click 'n clack, you should have heard this car, it was more like clunk and clang. You guys stick to radio, let us smart people handle the legel matters.
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