Sunday, February 06, 2011

Dad Attempts To Save On Bills. Shuts Off Virtually All Heat.

Excuse my unusually short post. It is difficult to type with mittens on. I report to you that Dad has decided to shave off 90% of his gas bill by turning off all heat to the house. Everyone has learned to cope with the drop in temperatures. Just yesterday, Twila was found to have recently learned how to wear ear muffs:



Those who find pity in their hearts may send donations, care of David, to help us buy just a few lumps of coal to be burned during the dead of night. Twila says to send bones.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousSunday, 06 February, 2011

    I'm amazed that she let you put those ear muffs....I mean.... I can't believe she put those ear muffs on. She must have been really cold!! Sorry Dad is being so miserly. He's been sending me lots of money every month so I can pay my "bills" (chocolate bon bons, trip to the arcade every Friday night, designer outfits for work....)

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  2. MikeSunday, 06 February, 2011

    this is a bold faced lie! and Lisa you are not getting one more penny from me! Why did I ever have kids?

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  3. MomTuesday, 08 February, 2011

    This is really cute, David! Though I'm not sure I'd want to wear earmuffs I find at the house there:)

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  4. BenTuesday, 08 February, 2011

    I'm not sure I believe you about the cold, David. Unlike my own house, I don't see any icicles on the inside of your walls...

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