The Jeep is down for the count!

A broken piston has the Jeep down for the count.  I'm trying to throw a bucket of ice water in it's face and put it back in the ring but I just don't know if it's gonna make it.

Giving the old lady the boot

once upon a time we fed Aunt Jemima our pennies and she feed us pizza.  It worked out well until we stopped feeding her and she stopped feeding us.  Pizzas cost too many dollars to buy with pennies now.

So I don't want her and she doesn't want me.  Anyone have it in their heart to take in a homeless old lady that you remember from your childhood?  She comes with enough pennies to give her a little self respect.