Happy 21st Birthday, Cupid!

Diapered Man Risks All for Birthday Felicitations

 

On my birthday post I stand,

And aim this arrow with my hand.

If it should strike some lucky soul,

He'll owe me Happy Birthday, O!

With festive arrows buried deep,

They'll wish me Happy Birthday's keep,

And beg me with their pleading tones,

To go and, please, put on some clothes!

Happy birthday, Daniel! Looks like the Arrow of Poetry struck another victim!

Happy birthday, David!

David: "A hearty congratulations, Sir Farts-a-Lot, on reaching this auspicious day. Now, shake my hand."

Daniel: "Is that a joy-buzzer? Ahhhh-hah-haha-hahha-hahaa!!!!"

Happy birthday, David. Here's hoping you get a lot of gifts (including a few practical jokes) today.

Ben's gift wish-list

Dear Family,

Over the years I've struggled with gift ideas. As I get older, it seems harder to think of things that I want (that are also in the gift-giving price range, aka, under $1,000).

This afternoon, though, I've stumbled upon a wonderful website that is a veritable wish-list for me. So, in the future, if you're looking for a gift for good ol' Ben, might I recommend anything on this webpage.

Sincerely,
Ben