I will not screech at campaign rallies!
I will not have bad hair!
I will not lie about my emails!
I will not say bad things about lots of people!
I will be the strong candidate!
Russia will look at me and flee!
Illegal immigrants will be scared to cross the border!
Everyone will lose weight and shape up from my example!
I will exhale after the election!
disclaimer- this picture was picked as my favorite after googling picture of Mike Barnhart since I didn't have a picture handy.
2 comments:
Now this is a politician I could get behind! But I think the most important question is, who have you selected as your running mate?
That goes to the highest bidder
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