Monday, November 22, 2010

Happy Belated Birthday Grandpa!

Hazel's birthday gift to you is that you don't have to share your birthday with someone so cute (and obviously attention-stealing) as her.


9 comments:

Ben said...

I think Hazel will just get people in a birthday celebrating spirit so that they're ready for Dad's birthday. Just like Jesus gets everybody ready for my birthday. That's what Christmas is all about, right?

Mike said...

Oh that's right, I always forget your birthday Ben.

Hazel really wanted to be born on my Birthday, she even told me this. However, the mean Doctor and her selfish Mom spoiled her little surprise by rushing things along. You would think after the whole ordeal of being stuck in a bag of floating goo for months would entitle her to some kind of choice for her big event. But no, she was not allowed to have a voice in the decision. We need more people to stand up for the voiceless and the helpless such as Hazel.

Hazel, I know you tried sweetie, we'll show them-anytime you want you can celebrate your birthday with me on the 21st. Just like you wanted.

Steve Barnhart said...

Not to hijack Grandpa Mike's belated birthday brouhaha, but - does Hazel have a thing with her tongue or what? Maybe she's just waiting for food all the time?

Mom said...

Hazel does, indeed, have a thing with her tongue! I've never seen a more active tongue, and long:) Nothing wrong, she's just busy trying it out. Can't be on our side; Aunt Kathy and Aunt Sue think it must come from Andy! I do remember hearing his Mom say that she was her Daddy's daughter, so that confirms it! Or maybe she's just so exhausted, after a long and hard delivery. And I can assure you, contrary to the claim of one, that Hazel did not wish to prolong her arrival. If anything, both mother and child would have gladly submitted to a speedier delivery. Where's Mr. McFeely when you need him?

Mike said...

Where is Mr Mcfeely? Is this a pop quiz? My best guess is he is at McDonalds.

Mom said...

Try Mr. Roger's!:) "Speedy Delivery, Speedy Delivery!"

david said...

Is anyone else trying to figure out what P J means?

Anonymous said...

David, if you knew anything at all about Andy, you would know that P J stands for Pearl Jam. shameful.

Mike said...

Oh, I thought is was a line of clothing for new fathers. That outfit was "PJ" for pajamas. Shirts have "S", pants have "P", etc.