Friday, October 06, 2006

Reprinted from the National Inquirer


It was reported that a green haired alien emerged from the Barnhart bathroom at 1208 W. Giles Rd. Muskegon, MI this morning. Our reporter contacted the homeowner who confirmed the sighting and denied any knowledge of or association with the alien. This statement was made by the homeowner- "I am not responsible for creatures that crawl out of the ground, or fall from the sky and enter my house" "I dropped it off at Reeths-Puffer Middle School, and that is the last I have seen of it".

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

does someone have green hair?

Mike said...

He did, however he is at a retreat at Lake Ann this weekend, and the bottle says it washes out, so you may never see it. Be thankful.

Anonymous said...

heehee, actually I have some left...