Finally, a video of Ella!

I thought everyone would be excited to see a short video documenting Ella's most recent triumphs in the art of movement. Although Steve and Rachel were trying to keep this hidden from the family, it seems that Ella has now learned to walk. It also seems that Fletcher has somehow turned into a cat. And Ella stopped being so cute. And Rachel turned into another person. In short, I believe that this video documents more than just Ella's first steps. It is also evidence of her double life. I am sad to inform everyone that Ella has a whole second life, with a whole new family (and a cat). Steve, Rachel: I think it's time you came clean on this whole thing. We need to know what's going on. Or, at the very least, we need actual videos of Ella so that I don't have to post stuff like this.